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Crucify Santa?

December 24, 2007

Say what? Who in the world would want to crucify Santa anyway? Just because we’ve seen and read stories this month about a Santa who was beaten and robbed and a Santa that had an adult woman sat on his lap and groped him, doesn’t mean we have to go over the top and crucify Santa!

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Art Conrad has it!

Art is a Bremerton, Washington State resident nailed Santa Claus to a 15-foot crucifix in front of his house. I wonder if Art knows that Santa isn’t real? News Flash Art, Santa is a metaphor and all those stories about the North Pole, elfs, and reindeer is an allegory! And worst of all, you’re scaring the kids in the neighborhhod. Who’ll eat the cookies and drink the milk if Santa is dead Art?

And by the way, God isn’t Santa Claus either.

Art told the press that, “Santa has been perverted from who he started out to be and now he’s the person being used by corporations to get us to buy more stuff.” A photo of the crucified Santa adorns his Christmas cards, with the message “Santa died for your MasterCard.”

If anyone should be crucified we should start with Ben Bernake and the Federal Reserve gang. They are the ones that are falsely keeping everyone hyped about buying. Ben’s the one that keep manipulating the economy that will some days fall like a house of cards. The Federal Reserve is the entity that’s destroyed 98% of the value of the US$ ever since it’s inception to save the US$- in 1913.

I have a better idea- have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Written by Ernie · Filed Under Daily Commentary 

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